OK before we start my name is pronounced “Ron,” not “Ro-un” or “Roon,” just “RON.” The u is silent, alright? I’m getting tired of this shit lol.
Now we got that out of the way: Hello, good people of the Internet! My name is Roun Tamaki and I am a writer and a freelancer. I love the hustle and I’ll never get a big boy job, unless of course they’re willing to pay me a six-figure salary and offer a comprehensive benefits package that will allow me to become a cyborg in the near future.
Starting out in the indie scene of things, I’m always in need of cash to fund my projects. So here I am pimping myself on the internet, trying to be “liked” and “subscribed” (my mother suggested g4p but I told her I’d rather open my belly in a tea garden than taint my honor… then she mentioned funeral services are expensive, and that it will ruin her floor).
Anyway, I like Scorsese films, George Carlin and Dragon Ball Z. I hate whiners, fatalists and people who couldn’t decide what worthy cause to undertake because of guilt. One day I would like to own an M-2 portable flamethrower and light a cigar with it.
Overall I think I’m a nice guy—a Care Bear with a surprise.
I believe in not accepting your fate, but instead in choosing your own destiny.
That’s it 😛